My peanut is running away...

So do you ever just get this weird feeling like you feel like a panda is watching you in your room? Yeah. That's how I feel right now... Man I hate Mrs. D. So did anyone hear about the movie The Hunger Games? I did. I watched it with my girlfriend. It's pretty terrible. I mean, it's a cool story line, people killing each other as a game, but it's stupidly produced... One, a third of the people are like,"Oh, yeah, I'm hot stuff." and they are so into it, it's sad. Two, Peeta's all like,"I'll bake bread for you F.O.R.E.V.E.R. Katniss!!! LOVE MEEEE!" and Gale's all like,"I hate the world. I kill squirrels. I kill bunnies. But I try to act sexy (and fail badly) so love me Katniss. Love me. Now. I'll kill you if you don't. Just keep that in mind..." so you're just like ,"I HATE BOTH OF THEM!" and why does it even matter? Man, Katniss. Your supposed to be fighting for your life. Not flirting with a bunch of guys, acting like your a cut-throat type of person, then cry at any pain you receive. Whether it's mentally cause, or physically. I would laugh if the jabberjays eat all of them in the second movie....


        
   SEE! It's hilarious! It's so bad, that it's funny!!!!              Oh, Katniss.... I wouldn't know what to do if I made that face when I cried either....

ANTYWHOSER!!!!!

So..... my dog ran out to the road. A bus killed him. Yeah.
I'm going to his funeral on Kewday. HEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT!!!! oops. i meant hey... Kewday should totally be the eighth day of the week!

"So, when's the big game?"

"Oh, it's on Kewday!!"

That's so awesome.

Un-Biblical Eyebrows or Maybe Just Misinterpretation?

You're idiots. You come back here ever so often or whatever and I have no clue why you do. YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS! I want tacos SOOOOOOO bad! 

*Slap*

"HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"

"SHUT-UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I hate you."

"Gaba?Gabaga??"

"No, no, no!"

*needle goes through balloon panthers don't wake up*

"HAAAAAA!" *gasp* 

*growls*

*screams*

Yes. OH YEEEEES! Does anyone know P.L.? On Facebook she's Illiana. She tagged me in a shared post.



She put above it: Hmmm,, Justice Matthews?

And I was like: YEEEEEEEES!

=D

THE DOOR TO TIME!!!!!!!

Yup. YOU DEPRESS ME! XP

-J

Where did my shirt go????

Well, I was reading LOL (loltopicsfunny.blogspot.com) and got... um.... scared..... If you are a guy and read LOL, DON'T read the "jealousy" post. Or look at the glitter post... O.O I have no words... Well, ANTYWHOSER! I will give you an awesome 5 songs of the whole darn day!!!!!

1. A Tout Le Monde by Megadeath

2. Eye of The Tiger by Survivor

(Surely everyone remembers the whole mouse trap video whee they used the intro for this song! AWESOME is what I rate that!)

3. The Streak by Ray Stevens  DO NOT WATCH IF UNDER THE AGE OF 18!

4. Devil Went Down to Georgia by The Charlie Daniel's Band

Comment below whether YOU would take the Devil's bet or not! (I would)

5. Something's Got Me Started by Swingfly

NOW EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY PET FRANK!

 He's pretty awesome, Frank is.

Well, comment below what pet you guys have, and what it's name is! Well, I'm bored. bye!

-J

OH MY GOSH I JUST KILLED A LIGHTENING BUG!!!!! 8O

Hello yellow smello jellos! Well, I want EVERYONE! EVEN THE ZOMBIES! TO LOOK AT IT!!!!!!! Well, them... BUT JUST LOOK AT THEM!!!!!! Oh wait. I didn't say WHAT to look at. XD well THIS is awkward! Look up sclmysterious.blogspot.com, legendsofladonia.blogspot.com (start with The Start of Terrors Untold. That's the first book), loltopicsfunny.blogspot.com, theonceliving.blogspot.com, whatwasonceforgotten.blogspot.com, rladventure.blogspot.com, and uniquegeekgirl.blogspot.com. teheezlies! Those are my friends blogs, AND THEY ARE AWESOME SO LOOK AT THEM!!!!!!!! *breathing deeply* OK. I'm OK.

I WANT A POPSICLE SOOOO BAD!!!!!

I think that i'm just gonna take my girlfriend's Popsicle. :) (love ya, Sapph!)


                             WATCH ME!!!!!

Don't watch this if you are... um... scared easily....

  I'm totally not a crazy weirdo!Oh wait... I am... OH WELL!!!! I am going to go now, because I have to feed my jellyfish. :)



                           I WANT THIS SHIRT!!!!!!!!

Welcome To The Random World of Muah!

Hello Yello Jello! This is gonna be a blog about oddness, weird but pointless facts, crazy dreams, monster spiders, throwing people off the Eiffel Tower, life hacks, why it is not good to send a letter to your friends by sending your pet slug, why someone should stab Barbie, and so many other things.

JK! I would never do something so crazy as writing about monster spiders!

I've listened to this song for 9 hs straight before..... Then my sister said she would give me a taco to get off the computer and so I did, but the little booger was LYING TO ME!!!!!!!!! So, I killed her.

BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAA! No. I didn't. But I was close to.... She made me do the dishes for slamming a knife into the kitchen table. I say she should have been grateful that it didn't go somewhere ELSE.

See ya losers later!

-J